by Stefz December 03, 2017
A carnivorous winged creature that will attack humans at the sound of the word "rice." It has acute hearing from up to 3 miles away. When targeted, a human will hear numerous bird calls ("boogity") before being attacked violently. After the initial attack, the victim usually experiences leg spasms and seizures. Most recorded cases of Boogity Bird attacks have been fatal.
They didn't know it, but the Boogity Bird was lurking. They made a mistake, slipped up and said the one word he hates, and a quiet, beautiful day in the woods quickly turned into a bloody murder massacre.
by zboogity February 18, 2011
Modern exotic birds are prone to fits of passion and rage while working long term in the sex industry. Psychosis for birds is quite common under these psycho-sexual thrillers and their show tune escapades. Commonly the only course of action is to allow the birds their freedom to roam to the coast and sit on decrepit piers to keep their sanity.
Like an exotic bird perched atop a weathered pier on a far-away coastline, the psychosis for birds crept up slowly.
by jigoku February 21, 2008
a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.
by guy.mann June 25, 2009
ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,
by the zulfster July 27, 2017
Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
by Liquailliam May 17, 2014
by TDC512 October 14, 2010