facial hair

Either it looks like shit rubbed onto your upper lip, our your a very "large and in charge" woman with what looks like the rat-stache of a 12 year old boy.

The managers at Burger King

by whopper boy December 11, 2004

Facial

When you or a friend throw a deck of cards into a ceiling fan and all the cards get spewed onto your face.

dude did you see that wicked facial brian just gave me? i'll never find all 52 cards!

by schwartstack July 22, 2009

pie faced

An expression often used by ravers to describe the way one is feeling and or looking after the excess consumption of drugs. Usually ecstasy and other party orientated substances.

" Yeah mate, I've had a couple of those pink E's and a fat line of K......I'm fucking pie faced"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

stace-faced

A term used as an alternative to shit faced to indicate someone who is sober, but still appears to be shit faced in photos. Can be used to describe a person who is incapable of taking a flattering picture, or who always poses awkwardly in photos.

While looking at pictures:
"You look totally stace-faced in that picture"
"Yeah, and I wasn't even drinking..."

by staceface2006 December 31, 2009

facial expressions

complete term "owned in the facial expressions"- basically a cool way of saying "i kicked your ass"

owned in the facial expressions

by NJG101 March 21, 2008

Cunt Faced Cow

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.

She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.

Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...

by Scottish33 December 23, 2008