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facebook quiz friends

people who are only your friends on facebook because you can send facebok quiz invitations to them without bothering your real friends. They usually have a surname high up oin the alphabet for ease of selection.
"Aw mann these quiz notification things on facebook are so annoying"
"do you not have facebook quiz friends??] fool."

Kick your short friends

This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.
Yo kick your short friends!

Let's just be friends 

What a girl says when she's not interested in a relationship with you, but just wants to be friends with you. That is literally it. She does not owe you a relationship, or sex, or anything for you being nice to her. You can't bitch and moan about her "going for the douchebags" or going for guys who will "treat her like shit" because that's just you refusing to believe that any woman /dare/ not be interested in you, so you make yourself believe that it must be something wrong with her.

Sorry, but she's just not interested. Either you move on while being friends, or you stop being friends. You can't turn a yes into a no, no matter how much of a "gentleman" you are.
1: Hey, we seem to enjoy being around each other and share some of the same interests. Would you like to go out some time?
2: No thanks, let's just be friends.
1: I respect your decision and will not bitch and moan about how all girls are sluts who only go for guys who treat them like shit, because I can take a rejection without letting it bother me.
2: Wow, you're a normal human being!

My friends 

An expression used by a person who has no friends.
"I believe in America, my friends."

Good Friends 

A polite word for rejecting someone who wants to be your date.
Hey Al, we are still good friend, right?
Good Friends by Mokonamon May 10, 2005

Denver Friends 

A large group (often a community) that become very close through sexual contact. Denver Friends often starts out as a group of swingers, as more participants join, the events become more wild and more exposed untill the entire community becomes involved. Regular meetings are held often with different themes such as s&m and pimps and whores.
Hey hollie, rumour has it that you have inside information of a denver friends group.
Denver Friends by stimp December 8, 2013