Drunk-Cozy

The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.

Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.

Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.

by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 2, 2016

pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.

After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".

by Firestorm515 November 29, 2016

drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 31, 2017

Wheelchair Drunk

Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.

Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.

by AllThatJazzo December 30, 2018

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018