dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Hotdog dick

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.

That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Krill dick

The Norwegian equivalent of a micropenis.

Lingelbach has a krill dick.

by Lingelbach's Mom June 4, 2018

Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche

After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich

by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010

Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 17, 2011

Dick Mabbutt

A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!

by AcidityBM November 18, 2021

Dick vampire

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.

Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.

by SOJAA December 25, 2016