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Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.
My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants
by drbubba February 23, 2009
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daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
by gregben May 22, 2019
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Dick asshole

What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils
“oh he must be a michael.”
by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019
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Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.
"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."
by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013
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dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
by _kris10 May 2, 2015
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Dick Mabbutt

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!
by AcidityBM November 18, 2021
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Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."
by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018
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