cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

Cutting the cheese

Another way of saying that you farted

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018

Lathe cut

Lathe Cut is a dubplate where the sound is cut directly into a blank vinyl disc instead of acetate. Lathe cuts are as durable as pressed vinyl records. Lathe cuts can be played thousands of times vs a dubplate which get around 50 plays before the groove is ruined. The sound quality depends on the type of equipment used and skill level of the engineer. Lathe Cuts are considered to be the Polaroid of vinyl because they are instant vinyl records. Lathe cuts are favored by turntablists.

DJ: I play mp3s!
Turntablist: I spin Lathe Cuts from tangibleformats.com!!! horn x6

by lilvinylrichie January 23, 2019

Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

by Dummy thick September 16, 2019

hood cut

A hairstyle that is appropriate when you originate from the hood.

Hoodlum 1: Hey man nice hood cut!
Hoodlum 2: Thanks, I cut it myself.
Hoodlum 1: Staying true to your roots I see.
Hoodlum 2: Word.

by PiggyB February 25, 2020

Cutting vegetables

When edgy teens think they're going through too much so they cut themselves.

You know liberty? Yeah, she cutting vegetables.

by sup_yo57 March 5, 2020

cut one

to fart

Ohhh man! That guy just cut one.

by b3ryan October 26, 2003