Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

Cogo

The Cogo is a nocturnal beast that exhibits its best behavior while being severely intoxicated.

Often found near the side of the road singing dirty songs with a pint in both hands you should be very careful before getting close to this specimen.
That's nothing compared to the Cogomobile tho, whatever you do, do not get in if you want to hold on to life !
Never talk to it about roleplay, or Macron, or JLM, or Dofus for that matter...otherwise you might never leave to see another day.

"Hey isn't that Cogo over there ?"
"Holy shit you're right let's get the hell out of here!"

by ZZ_boss June 22, 2017

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017

condom

what your parents,obviously,did not use

-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut

by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

Condom

A condom is a pecado

Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado

by Sione4 October 31, 2017

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017