coochie queen

fudd; has the biggest coochie as them all.

you're such a coochie queen fudd

by highiesh420 February 13, 2025

coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025

conchientious

Always aware of da right and wrong regarding lovely spiral seashells.

I am so conchientious whenever I'm out collecting nature's pretty trinkets along da shore dat I always carefully check each and every sea-snail dwelling to make sure it's empty before putting it into my pail.

by QuacksO March 12, 2025

Coochie Yapper

As a male is sometimes called a dick a women can be called a Coochie Yapper. Meaning talking out of the coochie.

Why are you such a choochie yapper?
If you call me a dick I’m going to call you a coochie yapper.

by TByapper March 14, 2025

Coochie Sisters

When you and your friend have both slept with the same guy leaving your Coochies forever connected.

I think you have become Coochie sisters with Shayla since she slept with your ex!

by luvtoeatiggiestoes March 25, 2025

coochie crust

A shedding of crusty particles from the vaginal walls. Often brown in colour and hard. Like a booger from your coochie, or even dandruff.

Monica shed coochie crust everywhere she went

by sofica April 15, 2025