Stalker Candy 

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

Stalker Candy by daft35 February 19, 2012

Stroller Candy 

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

Stroller Candy by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

Meme Candy 

Something that is apparently likely to become an internet meme or spur the creation of such memes. Something memorable, quotable, or for other reasons expected to go viral.

Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.

Friendship is Magic and Adventure Time are popular online because they are full of meme candy.

Meme Candy by Alrecenk February 9, 2013

buttercrotch candy 

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

buttercrotch candy by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014

Roof Candy 

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

Roof Candy by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

lip candy 

Lip candy is a term used in southern Illinois to describe chewing tobacco.

Hey dick you got some lip candy? Yes you dumbass I have a can of cope.

lip candy by Privileged Youth July 17, 2015

underground candy bars 

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.

Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!

underground candy bars by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016