speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

bumph

to put a small amount of ketamine up ones nose

fancy a quick bumph?

by zooooooooom July 8, 2009

Dickie Bumps

Small white bumps on the shaft of the penis! Schmidt says "They're not an STD"

Dude its not herpes, its dickie bumps, just freeze 'em off

by RichUsher October 14, 2008

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

by Tony Cain October 18, 2006