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hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it
Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"
by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016
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Bummed water

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.
by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023
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bum dog

A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.
Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.

Bro 1: Bum dog.

...

Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.
by tradbro August 20, 2018
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Bum Warmer

A steel barrel with combustible material inside. Usually lit during cold winters by bums in urban areas to keep warm. You can see these Bum Warmers in alleyways, under bridges, and on sidewalks. Usually the said barrel is surrounded by several bums and homeless trying to stave off the cold.
Bum1: Begging for change is sure hard work. Lets go find something to keep us warm

Bum2: I know of a good alleyway with a nice cozy Bum Warmer
by TailsAddict October 1, 2008
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Bum drumming

When your are hitting it from the back and your balls are slapping her/his ass.

@c_sn_mouw
@nathan_is_a_bum
You better watch your mouth before I start bum drumming your ass.
by Thiccdaddymatt February 27, 2019
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Bums blazing

The act of inserting the penis into an anus without any protection
Here, did you hear Kaitlyn take it up the bum last night, he didn’t even wear a condom, he went in bums blazing
by prokiller163 July 1, 2018
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Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.
Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’
by LEDjelly March 20, 2019
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