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Girl Blast

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.
Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands
by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023
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Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.
The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom
by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022
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blast ball

A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive
Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"
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Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.
Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"
by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023
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Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.
Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!
by Bunderwall April 15, 2022
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Dic Blasting

Good one! I’ve not heard of that phrase before. I’m going to get to dic blasting that!
by Schwibs June 21, 2019
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