baked

Fucked up and stoned. Some symptoms are glazed eyes and getting the munchies.

Damn, after taking a few hits, i am so baked.

by Flaberingaks June 29, 2006

basehead

Someone who is addicted to freebase cocaine, not to be confused with crack.

"Lenny, the basehead, smoked all of my coke!"

by TehKold April 19, 2006

100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun

The universe was created by a 100000th base

by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014

24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009

sixth base

To immediately knock your sexual partner unconscious after sealing the deal on fifth base (anal)

"Yeah, I totally reached sixth base (six-based) her in the back of the head afterwards and got the hell out of there"

by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008

baked beans

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

by vermilion123 February 13, 2007

sixteenth base

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise

Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

by KennyIsBoredFTS May 28, 2010