Blue bastard

The universal measure of temperature extremes.

We decided to just screw because it was COLDER than a blue bastard out on the lake; we decided to just screw because it was HOTTER than a blue bastard out on the lake.

by Hoze_b December 15, 2008

backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"

by Talsier September 8, 2010

The Bastard Brothers

The Bastard Brothers is an underground association of men and women, who are like minded and who meet the following criteria:

1. Are genuine Bastards (meaning that they do not know their fathers and have their mothers sir name)
2. Must beat 2 original members of BB in a LAN game of Tactical Ops AOT, Level Bridge, in a 1 on 2 death match.
3. Must have a general un-trust and hatred for things they do not understand.
4. Must be able to articulate well in general conversation, use Logic and reason as a focal point in their pursuit for the ultimate good and greatest knowledge.
5. Must remember that they are always a Bastard.
6. Many, many, many, more, see the BB site ( when it is created ).

I almost felt bad for yelling at that guy, then I remembered I'm a Bastard! Hahahahahah FUCK! TAint! The Bastard Brothers

by [BB]Fragulator August 17, 2006

crap bastard

where do i start? hm.....'crap bastard' is a derogatory term used to describe the most lame and pathetic individuals. especially those trying to be 'cool' and making a total tit out of themselves. also those who let others down in a big way and have no social skills.

friend' i couldnt find that site on the internet'
me 'oh you crap bastard'
friend' i tried'
me' not hard enough you utterly crap bastard'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

Bastard

affectionate office term for "Drew"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Bastardisation

Well, Bastardisation is a rterm given to the process of becomeing a bastard, or being a bastard, or even the term used to describe someone who has encountered the acts of a bastard.

That guy has just been through one hell of a bastardisation.

by Fish May 24, 2004

Man Bastard

Man bastard is a term used between a group of friends as a joking insult.

put the kettle on you man bastard.

you absolute man bastard.

God, your one ugly man bastard.

by 9darter September 30, 2009