Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life

That U-Log is a such an idiot!

by horsecock123 December 1, 2009

logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal

lilly gave shane a rat on a log

by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017