Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 15, 2013

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 03, 2023

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 23, 2017

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 04, 2018

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 13, 2010

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017