You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

I J and you're on the O

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.

Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.

by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011

Tag, you're it!

what you yell after you splooge inside someone and give them AIDS

Tag, you're it!

by Nigel January 14, 2004

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

sorry you're a what?

A phrase commonly used by older brothers who do not have good comebacks to what their younger sisters have said, for their sisters are more intelligent than them.

Sister: Your such an idiot sometimes!
Brother: Sorry you're a what?
Sister: Arghh!

by littlesister1810 January 24, 2011

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor

You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y

"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"

by WordMaker6k September 8, 2019