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Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.
-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“
by Pertturbator January 29, 2020
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Wet Wipe

Someone who devotes 24 hours of their day; watching anime, playing League of Legends, trying to pronounce japanese words whilst failing miserably, arguing about not being weaboo trash and still thinking they deserve to coexist with normal humans.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Look at that Wet Wipe, thinking that his opinion matters, he should just kill himself.

Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
by RealLifeWoke March 17, 2020
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Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020
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Fuck wipe

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020
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Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
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Wet wipe

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr
by Okbestie October 26, 2020
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one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there
“How was your shit this morning?”
Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”
by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020
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