Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.

Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.

by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.

I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me

by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020

National Wash Your Coochie Day

On October 10,2020( and ever other day of the year) everybody who coochie stank , washes their coochie.

Y’all tmr is national wash your coochie day ... so do it

by heyy bitchhh October 9, 2020

ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021

Mesabi wasabi

Hot spicy condiment from northeastern Minnesota.

I prefer just mild-flavored food; no "Mesabi Wasabi" types of dishes for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 26, 2021