Magnetic Vagina

When a woman is intoxicated, she is less likely to have control over who she is attracted to. As such, under the influence of alcohol, she is attracted to many more guys than normal. Thus, she has a magnetic vagina.

Friend #1: Dude check out that girl over there! She's been over every guy here!

Friend #2: Ah, indeed my friend I see her. Normally she's a very respectable girl, but when she's drunk she has a magnetic vagina.

by Commodore Wellington September 30, 2010

vagina-dog

A hotdog that has been cooked in a microwave until it splits down the middle. The center is then filled with mustard, mayonaise or your favorite sauce.

We were going to roast some wienies, but since we had no matches and no buns we decided to pop them into the microwave and make vagina-dogs.

by Handy Fuse January 12, 2009

Vagina Trolley

A large vagina used to transport people from one location to another.

"The Vagina Trolley is now boarding!"

Plfsquish

"All aboard!"

by Murweezie August 29, 2007

Vagina Scarecrow

One who scares vaginas away.

guy #1: hey i never get any pussy
guy #2: maybe you should being a vagina scarecrow

by me12323242153 July 29, 2009

Vagina Test

A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.

If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:

Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail

Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"

Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"

by Rexperience January 7, 2010

Vagina Lime

The newer type of mens cologne that smells like a mix between musk and citrus blend. The musky scent of vagaina, mixed with the citrus scent of lime, leads to its name.

Wow, that guy who just walked by smells like he's wearing vagina lime.

by PJ631 May 18, 2009

vagina dentada

1) A modern day tribute to Old Latin, vagina dentada refers to any female genitalia found containing teeth. Though commonly found in unattractive, unhygenic, and more-often-than-not un-do-able women, it is possible that a sexually attractive woman may in fact have a vagina dentada.

2) Any woman who has a vagina dentada.

1) That chick was so fugly, I bet she had a vagina dentada.

2) Kyle: Dude, how'd things go with that hot chick you picked up at the club last night?

Jake: She looked so hot, but when we got back to my place I discovered she was a vagina dentada.

by finnishdude February 3, 2007