urban turban

A wooly type hat with a peak. Can be worn either forwards, backwards or, more popularly, to the side. Worn in the urban jungle by all cultures

Check out the urban turban on him, he looks so cool

by JayFive April 18, 2006

Rusty tugboat

When a man/woman deficates on their hand and proceeds to masturbate you.

Hey Kyle, how did it go with Sarah last night?

Not good man, she tried to give me a rusty tugboat!

What the fuck dude?

by ToXicXxX September 23, 2013

Turboranger

A sexual pervert, fascinated with anal sex,pirates and man's best friend.

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass,tried to fuck your mom in the ass,tried to fuck your dad in the ass,all i found was the dog and his ass.Tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass,tried to fuck a fucking pirate.

by Unknown February 11, 2005

turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005

Turbonaut

A person who drives a turbo charged car, which, as we all know, are the fastest cars around.

Jeff is the badassest turbonaut I know.
(See also: badassest)

by Z-diddy April 26, 2005

turbosmurfing

When ratirl duoq abuses so hard that he gets two penta kills in the same game its called turbosurfing

(Pentakill)
"rat is turbosmurfing again"

by TheNerdifyer June 7, 2019

tugboatsandwich

when you tie your wife to the side of a docked tug boat and munch on her va-jay-jay for hours on end while making the noises "nom-nom-nom" and "toot toot"

also a boss gamertag on xbox

Mike: Last night i tugboatsandwiched this broad and she drowned

Tom: Holy shit i played this guy on cod7 named tugboatsandwich and he raped my shit

by georgeforman123456789 January 16, 2011