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Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"
by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024
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A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
by Stupid Af July 20, 2021
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Send thing let bird sing

To send sumthin for u dawgs then with out d small talk
Tom :Oo dawg u owah sum or

You: yhh send thing let bird sing nha
by Wassysassy May 2, 2021
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today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
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the coldest thing in the universe

person1: did you see the coldest thing in the universe?
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by hendboi September 13, 2022
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Things Remembered

an e-commerce retailer specializing in personalized gifts, messaging and engraving.
On January 10, 2023, 1-800-Flowers.com, Inc announced the acquisition of the Things Remembered brand, allowing the brand to continue on as a leading retailer of personalized gifts
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
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Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion
What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T
by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023
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