by happycrapper September 6, 2007
Get the Harley fartmug. by TahTah October 25, 2010
Get the dick fartmug. Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.
Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.
by bdb71 October 15, 2009
Get the Fart Blossommug. Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
Get the beer fartsmug. The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.
by tradesman April 1, 2003
Get the fart cartmug. Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.
by Overseer April 14, 2005
Get the Fart breathmug. When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 5, 2010
Get the hydraulic fartmug.