smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

smart tard by Smarttards friend January 27, 2008

Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

Tweet Tard by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

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Facebook Tard

Someone who finds it is necessary to invent and define words on Facebook yet does not have the wit to officially seal it as his own idea via sites such as...Oooh I don't know...THIS ONE?!

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New phrase for the english language..."facebook tard" is used to describe sum1 who doesnt kno their status updated from their super pokes or sum1 who tags fotos of friends in incriminating situations.

Facebook Tard by ToeSnip13 November 30, 2009

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Bro-tard

Term of endearment. Meant to convey affection for a friend or family member. Also can be used to convey slight irritation with said "friend or family member." See verbal nuggy.

"Hey, what's up bro-tard? Don't you owe me money?"

Bro-tard by jimmotastic! March 23, 2010

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ski-tard

1. a mentally challenged person that practices the sport of down-hill or cross-country skiing
2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck E. cheese's

the unusual person flying down the slope with their tongue flapping in the wind.

- - - ____
- - / 0 0\
- - \ /
__U_
- 8__\ /__8
- \/
\ \/\
\ /\ \

ski-tard by mcliljohn December 31, 2004

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E-tard

an electronic retard, someone who does not understand electronics. Mostly associated with computers and the internet.

"you cant work IE?... gosh your such an e-tard"

E-tard by michael chernucha December 28, 2005

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b tard

a name created by the somewhat popular picture forums 4chan, usually means someone who is savy with 1337 talk/forum talk, video games, anime etc.

this girl doesn't even have pictures of herself on myspace, she has sailor moon and naruto screen shots, what a b tard.

b tard by imtryingtosleep August 31, 2007

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