turkey baster full of protien shake 

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

turkey baster full of protien shake by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

awkward turkey 

Cousin to the awkward turtle (official mascot of the awkward moment) As the awkward turtle is recognized by a hand gesture, so is the awkward turkey. You hold your four fingers from one hand up behing the fist of your other hand. The hand with the fist will then stick its thumb out and wiggle it around. Go ahead, give it a try, and show it to your friends. Its awkward.

Hey lover, I have some thing to tell you, sorry I just gave you aids......At this moment you could have the awkward turkey run in.

awkward turkey by grpgrifire July 18, 2009

Stuffing the Turkey 

Stuffing the Turkey refers to a man who is highly intoxicated vomiting into a woman's vagina while eating her out.

"Dude I was so drunk last night I ended up stuffing the turkey.... the worst part was she made me eat the stuffing."

Stuffing the Turkey by Nuggy510 June 5, 2013

turkey bud

Top grade marijuana. Prize winning strains of homegrown mary jane. Term used almost exclusivly in midwest societies.

Man, I only smoke the good stuff, you know, the Turkey Bud.

turkey bud by Gator, Scoops, Tony Flowers October 10, 2003

Turkey Helmet 

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

Turkey Helmet by Ace September 1, 2008

the cold turkey 

When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.

DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."

the cold turkey by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

work the turkey

To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")

George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"

Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)

work the turkey by Moop December 3, 2004