Vans

A pair of shoes for people who skateboard but they look like shit

John: I got new pair of vans

Joe: vans are shit

by Ur mom 136 April 12, 2020

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Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 3, 2022

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Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

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Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.

It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.

by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 7, 2017

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Van

Van is a guy who everybody loves! They stand out from the crowd, and have a way of making everybody laugh.

They often have problems going on inside of their heads, and although they’re not good at hiding something that is bothering them, they usually do not like to share.

Vans are one of the most loyal people, and they can be very trusting if you prove to be worth their time. This is due to issues with their family lives.

A van with green eyes is one of the rarest sights to come across, but one of the best.

Derek: Woah have you seen the new guy? He is awesome!
Sally: Yeah, he’s a total van!

by monkeyboythe2nd June 24, 2019

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