Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Joe Biden

Donald trump’s dominant alpha male

Donald: b-but senpai! Please! Don’t drop out of the election!
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(

by Iszievee April 17, 2025

slidin’ a Biden

Defecating in one’s pants.

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

by Shambone June 8, 2024

Joe Biden

A fucken dumbass

Person 1: Yo look at that guy trying to buy $6 gas using Ice Cream!
Person 2: Damn he’s pulling a Joe Biden alright!

by Plymouth fucker 2000 December 15, 2023

Biden Supporter

Someone who...

1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.

Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"

by McDaddy's Meanings March 8, 2023

Big Biden

The 10ft tall president of the United States

Holy shit what is that!
Calm down, it’s just Big Biden the 10ft tall president

by King T-Rone April 12, 2024

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024