by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020
Get the storiesmug. an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.
In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.
by Joshua Connor Moon November 18, 2019
Get the Tumblr Storymug. The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.
Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'
'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
Get the Shit Story Syndromemug. Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
by mendu May 22, 2023
Get the Story Jumpermug. by The__Almighty November 23, 2021
Get the First Story Bar & Kitchenmug. the person who i am, you are, we all are. they is me and i is you. story is my name and being hella gay is my game. don't test me or i'll steal your knees like the lorax. also dsitnf grjjiogh ;p
did you see that girl? what was her name again? story? did you hear how she ripped that guys knees off?
by story_is_gay January 20, 2022
Get the Storymug. sex story pt 3!!
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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