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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 2, 2020
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choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Pick Your Seed

When someone taps another person's head with pinched fingers
I am gonna pick your seed
by LoganIsAPipsqueak November 9, 2021
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Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”
by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022
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Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
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Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
by NotSnappo July 31, 2022
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John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day
“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”
by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022
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