e-sucking

sucking dick thro the internet

person 1: yo remember amber?

person 2: yeah, why?
person 1: she was e-sucking me the other day

by esucckingg July 28, 2019

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 15, 2013

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019

Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up

Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

France Sucks

Quite honest facts, Mostly because France really does suck, Also this is why when you go to france, The first thing to do is leave immediately.

Jake: Hey guys i just went to france!
Steve: God no, France Sucks, Leave immediately.

by France Is Terrible May 24, 2023