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Steven Universe

"Whats steven universe about?"
"Lesbian Space rocks"
by SUisGay September 29, 2022
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Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
Did Steven really assault his wife?
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022
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Shiven Shetty

The most sexiest short guy in the planet. Just looking at him makes me so attracted towards his innocent body. His personality is so cute and he's so loving. He bullies people for fun but that's okay because his face is so appealing. Having Shiven in your life is a privilege and having him in your mouth is a blessing.

Love him.
Shiven Shetty is so fucking sexy
I wanna give head to Shiven Shetty
Shiven Shetty is so cute yaar
Shiven Shetty is my best friend
by Uxsshann October 12, 2022
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Stevens

Stevens is someone nice and will always be available to help. A very tall guy with advanced leadership skills and will always nominate himself for the highest position possible. In other words... He's picking up the president's stones with his gauntlet. His peers will always tell him that his pulling b***** wherever he goes. He will be the kindest person you will ever meet in your entire life. Quite a sorry person, sometimes you might think he's Canadian because they are known to say sorry. However, that does not change him because he will always be a forgiving person in any situation. He will be a loyal gentleman, friendly, caring and with a good heart for the community. Funny enough that he needs an update to his drip then he'll be the ultimate drippy guy.
Stevens: Hi there! *giggles*
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!
by FlintstonegummiesofErzaScarlet October 20, 2022
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steven92

steven 92 is me. i am steven 92, steven92 will be my future license plate and i will make sure of it. the name generated from when mia was feeling all nice goofy, funky and groovy. she thought of the name steven, and the numbers 92. it is very easy to use and it is actually my pronouns. (steven92 / steven92self)
funky dude: have you heard of steven92?

ugly dude: no, who is that?

funky dude: (who is now also groovy for knowing who steven 92 is)
steven 92 is my idol! they are on the urban dictionary, you should tots check.

ugly dude: (who is now pretty for searching up the meaning of steven92)
pretty dude: steven 92 is so goofy! i love him!

thanks for reading guys i love you
by pika<3 November 7, 2022
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Stevens(d)

When you get burned via a witty reply all email with the senders intent to publicly shame and humiliate your egregious error.
If you would have let everyone know those were biscuits and not cookies you wouldn't have got Stevens(d).
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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Stevens(d)

When you reply all in a witty manner to publicly shame and humiliate an egregious error from a co worker who sent an email.
You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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