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lil pussy princess of trontopia 

The princess of TronTopia. owner of 10 cats and 12 extra chromosome parrots. Also whips the family car van like an absolute g
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Slay the Princess 

a cool lil indie visual novel where you don't slay the princess
Have you seen Slay the Princess yet? I slayed the princess and I got a crayon-drawn congratulations card. Maybe I shouldn't slay the princess.
Slay the Princess by dizzymountain November 6, 2023

excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess 

The most used phrase in the low budget Zelda cartoon of the 80's.
Zelda (falls on water and it's not saved by Link): Great job hero!
Link: Excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! 

Say this to someone who you want to die.

Only Link from the Legend of Zelda ever says it.
Zelda: Link, what the heck was that-
Link: Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
ZELDA HAS DEAD.

Baby Tiger Princess 

The cutest girl in the entire world. She is fierce but adorable, sexy but sweet. Commonly nicknamed the BTP.

Her perfect match is a Baby Cheetah Prince

Aww! Look at that baby tiger princess! She's rawring!

Shower Princess 

A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.

The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.

The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"

Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"

Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
Shower Princess by TheScaryKid November 7, 2011