Porn

The sexiest website of all time

Wow i need to watch porn

by Daddy material May 31, 2018

porn

stuff your children shouldn't watch

"hey son get off porn"

by sum=stranger October 13, 2019

Porn

When my bigg dick goes in a big asshole

Porn sex being defined

by Anujjuna March 1, 2020

ski porn

A movie or movie clip consisting of montages of sick ski or snowboard tricks with no context, plot, or any other attempt to tie it all together

Ski porn stands in stark contrast to traditional ski movies, which typical have more of a documentary feel.

To psyche ourselves up before a day on the slopes, we watched some ski porn while we ate breakfast.

by snowbandit March 8, 2009

Child Porn

you know damn well what child porn is...i bet your a creepy adult looking for loopholes to get horny off of creepy stories other creepy adults make. . .that's just...ew-, i am 99% sure your just looking for a quick way to get horny but if your that rare 1% who doesn't know what it actually is ill make it short its illegal and its porn made of underage youngies having sex

"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE ACCUSED OF OWNING AND VIEWING CHILD PORN"

by KingofStuffedAnimals May 22, 2020

unicorn porn

shit that is never going to happen

Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.

by theo_ny April 25, 2009

Surprise Porn

A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.

These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.

Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!

Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0

I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.

by diehard_86 May 24, 2006