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Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.
Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"
by Mootywhole June 20, 2016
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sissy pissing

A man sitting down on a toilet to urinate.
The bathroom at the Gay bar was really gross, sissy pissing was out of the question.
by Joseph the Adorable July 17, 2016
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Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.
Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)
by Pepsii February 1, 2018
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Hulk Piss

The bright green byproduct of vomiting up a stomach full of Blue Rasberry NO-Xplode into a toilet bowl full of fluorescent yellow Animal Pak urine.
I burped up my two scoops of NO-Xplode while I was taking a leak at Gold's Gym the other day and splashed hulk piss all over the bathroom floor.
by Tony Muscoli September 9, 2013
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podium piss

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss
by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
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Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.
Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation
by JAJBP July 8, 2017
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Piss balls

When your penis is small but your balls are big therefore you piss on your balls
Damn I pissed on my balls again I got piss balls
My piss balls stink
Anthony got piss balls dawg
by Pissbol oshie December 19, 2018
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