by Smerrk August 1, 2012
Get the Nose for stabbing geesemug. Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.
Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
Get the Knob Nosed Bastardmug. To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
by TTM May 15, 2005
Get the hillbilly nose blowmug. A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
by David452 June 15, 2008
Get the Owen Wilson Nosemug. A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.
Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020
Get the Tomato up the Nosemug. A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 14, 2015
Get the Texas Nose Flutemug. When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
Get the Rioting Nose Lickmug.