when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
by thestubz October 12, 2019
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
by Roberta Paulsen March 07, 2016
by Qwerty34475 June 19, 2017
by Granola4life May 13, 2023
A Virgin of the highest rank. Possesses an unimaginable amount of power. The only People who can say that they are a Virgin by choice. The People who make the best Virgin Jokes
Example of the Supreme Virgins aka Virgins of the hughest Rank:
I didn't lose my Virginity.
Because I never lose.
There's only one type of bra for me.
Algebra.
I didn't lose my Virginity.
Because I never lose.
There's only one type of bra for me.
Algebra.
by MansurNr001 October 12, 2020
someone who has never been in any sexual contact with the opposite gender, this includes Hugs,kisses or even holding hands
by MyFLi3R December 20, 2018
Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!
by Goldelox March 27, 2018