Miles Hauck

Casual as fuck. Commonly referred to as a fucking scrub. Typically has parkisons.

Did you see that Miles Hauck last night. Yeah, what a fucking idiot.

by BroSheisty February 22, 2022

Black Miles

Perfection.

Holy fucking shit that was totally Black Miles in my ass.

by Buffet à Paris November 11, 2013

milfcat

a cat that lives in your milf

wow! man my milfcat is really scratchin me up and sometimes it vibrates

by amanda rowanda August 22, 2006

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

miles behind

If you don't know you'r already miles behind

"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"

by Barfing January 20, 2015

miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.

My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!

by Norm July 9, 2003

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009