Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.

She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.

by KJBB February 19, 2009

Knobb Gobler

When you happen to find yourself slurping the penis of and old man on a sunday.

Whoa man, your such a knobb gobler!!!!

by Richie Eveland December 9, 2008

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

Knobies

To give oral sex to a male; Slang for "giving head"
Pronounced: NOB-EE-S

That girl gave good knobies!

by snowflakee January 5, 2010

knobice

Knob-ice - pronounced (nob-iss)

–noun
1. A moronic failing amateur.
2. Psychology . a person who is starting out in a field they have no experience in and have a misguided belief that they can succeed.

3. And arrogant people.

"You are such a knobice!", Sally exclaimed after unfulfilling sex with her deadbeat boyfriend.

by Adelina_Pall July 7, 2010

knobended

When you get so drunk you wake up still completely shit faced.

"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"

"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"

by lashed2010 April 20, 2010

knob of doom

my homeboys penis, they are usually found on bears made of sugar, found on a sugarbear

hey man u gonna poke her with your knob of doom

by kneehigh December 4, 2010