What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

Julius Jones

The Name Given to a man that will succeed in everything he does. He will be tall, tell good jokes and make a good lover in the bed. This person will tend to have the option of lieing and hiding the truth often, but will in time realize that he does not need to. Good in sports, art, navigating, and flirting he will paint a picture of himself to the world. If you come into contact with one be prepared for a wild adventure, with or without clothes.

Julius Jones Of the Dallas Cowboys 2008

by HANH REVELO December 21, 2010

Ailaigh Jones

cheese, salad fingers potatoes

yes theses are all words use to describe your typical ailaigh Jones

she is insane but we all love her

I LOVE YOU MISS SALAD FINGERS

RAWR

she deserves a spot in here

my twin =O

ailaigh jones

im here to enquire about your rusty spoons

i want to make love to you in the earlobe

is pregnant on jedwards babies

by cheese <3 August 16, 2010

Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

Big Jones

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.

"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"

by Owuuuuuuuuuuuu October 31, 2008

Coolaslon Jones

an individual male that seeks marriage by the age of 20

My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.

by Mr. Jones20 February 14, 2014

Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.

Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white

by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014