clean n jerk

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed

Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk

by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006

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Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

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jerk-a-saurus rex

Literally a king of jerks and -saurus is there for added comedial effect.

You, sir (ma'am), are a jerk-a-saurus rex.

by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015

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When you and a few friends make a circle and jerk each other off, and afterwords cut off each others penises and begin to put ketchup on them and slowly eat them when receiving anal from another partner.

Billy: Want to have a "The ISIS Circle Jerk"
Friends: ALL HELL YEAH

by Niggerhunter101 May 24, 2016

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Jerk Back

To jerk your penis violently backwards instead of the usual forwards motion.

Hey dude! I just successfully Jerk Backed!

Jerk

by Idontknow8488484403i0934 February 5, 2010

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jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008

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