Corner shop

A shop every Asian owns Asian males lure hundreds of kids in to their corner shop and then they rape every one of them and ejaculate on every single one of them that’s how vile Asians are Asians are sensitive to they will try and take down this post because their feelings are hurt because I’m telling facts about them also Asians say stuff about white people but never to their face says a lot about Asians their pussies.
Asians love corner shops Asians are pedophiles and child molesters that rape little white Boys also Asians ejaculate in cats and dogs before eating them along with their smelly curry before going and molesting more white kids in the uk with their smelly poo filled butt hole.
by Scottishboi12346 September 19, 2022
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Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor
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Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 07, 2022
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shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.
You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.
by Salvagni December 08, 2017
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Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.
My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.
by Cross67 September 26, 2014
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ghost-shopping

when and individual scrolls through an online shop, but doesn’t buy anything…just saves
“hey wyd
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”
by Ghostshoppingisreal June 22, 2024
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