think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

tank

One who like the infamous "shotgun" call, calls out "tank" to be the one who drives as opposed to the "shotgun" call where they would recieve front passenger seat.

Man, Steve is such a tank whore.

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.

-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks

by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024

spank my tank

slapping of the booty.

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.

by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017

Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine

Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking

by sidface October 20, 2020

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021