Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

No Handed Barracuda

The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.

Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.

by Poz Aus December 31, 2016

grinch hand

When you’re getting analy fisted and they pull their hand out and there’s diarrhea on it.

Yo mike
What dawg
I totally got grinch handed last night
Bro😓

by Daddypp November 12, 2018

broom hands

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

by yardcrew February 20, 2011

kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.

"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"

by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008

frozen hands

When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)

Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.

by Ace Hubba May 28, 2016

Hand Yank

A type of handshake used by alpha males to assert their dominance over the recipient of the handshake. Often used, and made famous, by Donald Trump, It involve grabbing the subject's hand firmly, yanking it towards yourself and maintaining the lock for as long as possible.

An awkward scene was created as the captains of both rival teams attempted to hand yank each other.

by TechnophileDude June 25, 2017