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Shaft Hammer 

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!
Shaft Hammer by TechieD April 5, 2011

Whipper hammer knocker 

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.

The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
The Hammer by JD4thebest October 25, 2012

chris hammer 

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
chris hammer by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

tv hammer 

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.
tv hammer by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

mexican hammer 

A mexican Guy with a extremely Large Penis
Maria says she like mexican hammer's