Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.

polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.

by Knight0wl March 2, 2014

Sloppin’ Ham

Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Neela ham

A girl that sucked off a 9th grader

Neela ham is a whore

by Damshunds April 9, 2019

Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.

Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"

by Exz0tik June 4, 2020