Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all

pro goose is so pro

Pro goose by goofbawlll October 5, 2023

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Silly goose

A silly goose is a way to describe a very silly person

“Are you eating soup with a fork? YOUR SUCH SILLY GOOSE!!”

Silly goose by Kunikatai #1 fan December 3, 2023

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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

Scuba Goose by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

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Wild Goose Chase

See Wild Goose Chase.

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

Wild Goose Chase by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024

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