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Golden Labrador

A derivative of the Golden Retriever Boy / Golden Retriever Energy - a cute geeky significant other with very simple needs, easygoing and at times oblivious or gullible making it simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship.

Outdoors-y personality but still somehow glued to housebound activities; can be dishevelled or unaware to their own outward appearance at times as they are often more concerned about other people.

Fiercely loyal and protective, but generally fun loving with a willingness to please; loves physical interaction even if its just a good head pat.
That guys so cute and all you need to do is give him some good food, a good place to sleep and someone to love and he's yours for life; real golden labrador energy
by The Tequilla King October 24, 2022
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The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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golden monkey

A drink invented by a bartender called Monkey at a place called the Swiss in Tacoma. Exact recipe is unknown but ingredients include smashed lemons, Malibu rum, 151, Pineapple juice..

Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry.
by ILTGM February 3, 2010
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Golden Dildo

That car is the Golden Dildo

Mike is a Golden Dildo
by The Golden Dildo December 4, 2010
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Golden Microphone

Guy dips cock in Caramel Sauce, fucks chick in the ass and then gets a blow job
Went out for karaoke and dessert last night and gave this chick the golden microphone
by Thebull01 August 26, 2006
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What's golden

Waddup man, what's golden?
by The only Marcus January 19, 2007
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golden well

The act of a male or female pissing into another person's asshole.
I got a raging boner after she gave me a golden well.
by Jesse Waits November 1, 2004
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