get a room

What someone would say in reference to some intimate act that is entirely inappropriate in public.
Me (seeing a dog lick a man's bare bottom on the street): Get a room.
by sukebe September 19, 2004
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get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.
Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.
by Timmy November 04, 2003
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Get Noob

{Get Noob} means that you are (A. Asserting dominance over whoever you are saying it to. (B. Insulting someone. (C. Complimenting somebody.
Bobby: I had sex with your Mother.
Flamingo: Get noobed, buster.
Bobby: : O yes
by JohnHeckerson June 30, 2019
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get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"
I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
by TheMocker December 30, 2005
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get hands on

A: get your hands on somebody (informal)
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them

B: get/lay your hands on something

to succeed in obtaining something

C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody

1. to work with someone

2. to punish someone severel

D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something

to obtain something
For get hands on
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!

B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.

C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,” said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV

2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!

D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
by Eng--Mah April 09, 2010
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get a grip

Often used when someone thinks they are to good, better then someone, ahead of the game, Overzealous Confidence, or when one thinks they better then they are. "Get a grip" simply reminds them that they arent.. Basically used when someone thinks their shit doesnt stink. "To come back to reality"..
Eric: Damn I am handsome!
Trish: Get a grip!
by Trish Nunz July 29, 2007
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get laid

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.
by Anonymous June 16, 2002
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