generassage

The pre made text messages that come with your cell phone.

Instead of thinking of a text for himself, my boyfriend sends me the generassage, "You are the best" . Therefore he is a generassager.

by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008

generalle

lieing about your nationality in order to impress peers and or female companions.

Mark: yo itz marky "botz" generalle and im half italian and half puerto rican

CJC: YA shot ur egyptian and everyone knows that

by mike chiacre February 6, 2009

geer boggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically attractive persons appear ugly.

...and then Ed totally dissed this group of hot chicks, he was suffering from major geer boggles.

by UCLizBeth March 3, 2010

Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009

Generaldessor

A columbian criminal who is ousted from his own nation because he is mentally retarted and speak bluntly without knowing

Oh he is like generaldessor

by Guddurulz January 5, 2010

General Rope Technician

A General Rope Technician (Or GRT) is a term used to describe an individuals who specializes in rope manipulation and maintenance on any naval vessel as a profession or pastime.
They are the lowest possible naval rank.
Other terms for GRT's are:
Sea dogs
Seamen
Sailors
Cadets
Seafarer
Mariner
Salt
Tar

1st low ranking sailor - I have no significant rank, yet would like a fancy title.
2nd low ranking sailor - How about General Rope Technician?
1st low ranking sailor - I now have a misplaced sense of self importance!

by Badgerererererer June 21, 2010

Generational Deposit

male genitalia - external male sex organs.

A: "If you bully me I will kick you where it hurts most."
B: "My bank accounts?"
A: "No, your generational deposit."

by IvanaBribe December 3, 2010