goatbag

An obnoxious yet highly entertaining experience. OR a bag for toting goats.

Yo Mel, look how annoyed you are trying to play scrabble... what a total goatbag hahaha!

or

Can you please pass me that goatbag I need to feed my goats

by goatbag December 9, 2008

Goat Lips

When a girl gives a guy a hickey with her Vagina.

Mary gave peter goat lips.

by KrazyCosmo September 16, 2008

Goat leg

When a turd is just too massive and hangs slightly over the bowl of the toliet. Not uncommon to resemble a goat leg.

Bambee broke its leg in my toliet. omg sorry its a goat leg

by Mr.Wilsonite December 22, 2009

goat

overused term used by people who have never won a fantasy football championship but still swear they are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time)

I am the GOAT of fantasy football because I have had byes in 3 consecutive years, but I never won the chip

by Fam! March 7, 2016

Gloat

Greatest Legend of All Time. G.L.O.A.T is used an acronym. Evolution of the Goat or Goated. Mainly used for future Hall of Famers or someone whom is known for their craft.

Ted: Ninja is such a goat.
Jack: He is truly going to GLOAT.
Jennifer: Been goat in midst of his gaming career.
Ted: Most certainly will be a GLOAT someday!

by Evan Summers April 14, 2020

Goatee

A style of facial hair from 1992 for ugly fucks and city boys that still want to look tough, but don't have the ability to grow a real beard.

Every time I see a man with a goatee, I think... I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

by JacksonPollock February 18, 2017

Throat goat

My girl friend is the ultimate throat goat ...

Get over here you little throat goat ...

by Crystaldawnspeed April 18, 2021